Uncontrollable faeces, disembowelled debauchery and Star Whores…
Germany’s Rotten Roll Rex (website; Facebook; Bandcamp) took a dump in our inbox recently and MR’s Jason Guest took it up himself to plough through the pungent and putrefying package. In amongst the malodorous mess were these three delights:
- Gutalax – Shit Happens
- RazorRape – Orgy In Guts
- Serrabulho – Star Whores
Well, I wonder what that ploppy lot could all be about. Let’s find out shall we…
Gutalax – Shit Happens
Release date: 10 July 2015
What you see is what you get with the second full length dump from Czech’s Gutalax: poo-pulverizing, rectum-ripping, riff-grinding, pig-squealing odes to olid orifices and despicable derrieres. With fart sounds and poo splashes splattered across sixteen tracks in twenty-nine minutes, there are as many brutal, chunky and chugging riffs here as there are puerile poo jokes. I get the joke, but though the band is doing this for shits and giggles – as evidenced by the processed voice-from-the-brown-end vocals and the tongue-in-butt-cheek album and track titles – there are more than a few tracks here that seriously slam. So much so that were they to consider taking it serious, they could lay down some sturdy material. But as it stands it’s good for a shit-eating giggle or two…
6 out of 10
Track Listing:
- Dick Dip
- Licking the Brown Line of Fat Old Granny Bitch
- Toi Toi Story
- Fart Fart Away
- Cock Corn (feat. Radim from SPASM)
- Nature Mature
- Smoked Ass with Diarrheal Sauce
- Shit Demon (feat. Wokatej from D.E.O.A.G.)
- Dildo Pytlik Lord of the Brown Ring Dildo Baggins
- Fucking from Behind of Macaw Kakadu
- Hot Dick
- Rectal Orakle
- Brothers in Ass (feat. Peter & Florian from SQUIRTOPHOBIC)
- They Took from my Asshole one Meter long Streptoccoci
- Hairytails
- Shit’Em All
RazorRape – Orgy In Guts
Release Date: 15 July 2015 (LP in August)
The romantically-named RazorRape have been hard at it since 2004. With two full lengths, three EPs and a split and a demo with such glorious titles as Unleashing the Shemales of Vengeance, Revenge of the Hermaphrodite Whores, and Demented Whores to their name, this Swedish death/grind duo are maestros of muck and mirth. 2015 and their fetid humour remains as filthy and pungent as was ever it was… or something like that. Erm, anyway, Orgy in Guts is pretty good. Gorily gnarled riffs follow one after another in a cavalcade of flesh-ripping death/grind as suitably unintelligible vocal grunts are spluttered, spat and spewed into the blooded mass of pummelled and pulverized tracks (they’re not “songs”). And with the quirky ‘Bitch Butcher Boogie’ mid(ish)-album and the tongue-in-punctured-cheek hard-rock delight ‘Tennis Racket God’ to bring humour to the horror, what more could one want from such a bacchanalian celebration of slaughter?
7 out of 10
Track Listing:
- Bonesaw Facefuck
- A Beast of Human Waste
- Holy Gory Glory Hole
- Spinal Cord Impalement
- Vomit Drenched In Mucus
- Choking On Feces
- Orgy In Guts
- Black Flood Of Body Fluids
- Bitch Butcher Boogie
- Grinding The Dead
- Rampage In Red
- Rot In Excrement
- Lady Gagball
- Hey Whore, Let’s Gore
- Tennis Racket God
Serrabulho – Star Whores
Release date: 13 July 2015
Disney will be doing the world a great disservice if they fail to use the snorted version of ‘The Imperial March’ that opens ‘Pornocchio’. And with that, Portugal’s Serrabulho take us on a journey into a paranormal galaxy brimming in irony, sarcasm, and nonsense with their own brand of “happy grind” as the soundtrack. Amongst the plethora of meat-grinding riffs, pig-squeal vocals, and gory sex-splatter-at-the-speed-of-light are the sounds of circuses, cartoon shows, what sound like Japanese kids chanting, superhero hardcore sex struggles, an acoustic ode to masturbation and twisted-and-toyed-with samples from Batman, Star Wars and Snow White. Eccentric as it is extreme, music to get pissed and slam to. May the foreskin be with you!
6 out of 10
Track Listing:
- Pornocchio
- Congro
- Buttman
- Pentilhoni nu Culhoni
- Happy Fornication
- Peidinho Ron Ron
- Star Whores
- Testicular Torsion
- Vaseline
- Life of a Penis
- Caguei na Betoneira
- O.O.B.S. [Best Objects of Baby Sucking]
- Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs [Gang Bang Edition]
